Looney Left List for Midterm Success

This is a special edition Dictator for a Day. While I am not a dictator – if I was Dictator for a Day - I’d order the left to follow this Looney Left List for Midterm Success (for Conservatives).

In other words – what to do to ensure the right remains firmly in command.

Just keep acting crazy.

Keep Supporting pedophiles, murderers, human traffickers and rapists.

Cancel Sydney Sweeney by relabeling her a Nazi. And say her ad promotes eugenics.

Support antisemitism by not condemning it.

Thoroughly examine your neighbors’ values and argue against them.

Insist on political correctness, especially to those who see it as illogical and absurd.

Refuse to compromise, on anything, and call those you disagree with racists.

Hate Jews. If you’re a Democrat and a Jew, hate Israel.

Be on the 20 percent side of every 80-20 issue.

Ensure the craziest among you assume leadership, as your previous leaders are investigated.

Ignore common sense, especially when it creeps into your ranks in the form of a fellow liberal, like John Fetterman.

Engage and promote victimhood. Position your political opponents as villains and yourself as the vanquishing hero - the victim’s only salvation.

Replace your faith in God and the Commandments with faith in social media influencers and followers.

Defund the police. Renew efforts after each heinous act of criminality, especially if your name is Zohran Mamdani.

When video appears of a beating in Cincinnati, be sure to state loudly, “the VICTIM deserved that beat down.” Throw in a few racial slurs for good measure.

Replace police with social workers and send them to the next beat down.

Attack police, even when they protect you.

Let criminals run free.

Refer to all violent and destructive mayhem as “mostly peaceful protests.”

Support open borders and free stuff for illegal aliens. Waste billions in tax dollars on luxury housing and debit cards for illegal aliens, while ignoring U.S. citizens in need and homeless veterans living on your streets.

Assault your local ICE Agents. Develop apps criminals can use to post the locations of ICE agents so others can assault them. Pretend the app is an exercise of your free speech.

Control the teachers’ union and use it to infiltrate school boards. Then indoctrinate very young school children on critical topics, like sex. Confuse them about their gender. Tell no parent. Brainwash them to hate Trump.

Allow men to invade women’s sports. Believe a man can be a woman. If asked “What is a woman?” Pause, pause some more, appear thoughtful and reply that you are not a biologist.

Be over the top in all things, no matter how miniscule. “It’s an existential threat…. It’s the end of democracy… It will subvert our Constitution… The nation cannot survive…” And above all, Donald Trump is a Nazi.

When an opposition candidate wins the presidency overwhelmingly, and with a clear voter mandate, oppose that President at all points. Remember your cause is not only just but holy. Your end justifies any means.

Keep bashing Trump.

Embrace Trump Derangement Syndrome. Bash Trump some more.

Engage in Election shenanigans.

When laws do not support your position, hire attorneys and do an end-run around the law.

Recruit hundreds of lower-level judges to issue injunctions against the President at every turn.

Make idiotic social media posts, especially of you working out with weights while whining about the right and saying you should be at work in Washington instead of at the pool or in the gym.

Keep electing the same politicians if you want the same results.

No matter what happens, blame Trump. And call him a Nazi.

Ignore reality.

Let me know if I left anything out…