Rotate Your Villains!
If you're a Democrat...
Democrats need to rotate their villains and whoppers more often for maximum impact. Who needs an over-exposed villain or a poorly told lie?
It’s not enough just to have Kilmar Abrego Garcia as their hero/villain. You need a few more. Chris Van Hollen, and I really hate to refer to him as US senator, has been desperately trying to take Garcia’s place as the shit pile of the month amongst the Democrats’ most popular. He’s doing that by trying to rescue Abrego Garcia. Van Hollen contends America will not be the same without Kilmar Abrego Garcia. And he's right. Should Abrego Garcia manage to re-enter the U.S., Americans could rest assured of another upward notch in the crime rate, and probably the domestic violence stats.
Somehow America is not buying it. The Dems aren’t getting their message through that illegal alien criminals need to stay in the U.S., except, of course, for 7 SCOTUS justices in D.C.
Maybe it’s because absolutely everything the rest of us cherish and stand for, Dems are opposed to.
So, if I were Dictator for a Day, my dictate to that group of people who are daily proving themselves to be the dumbest rocks on the planet: rotate your villains and your whoppers.
Seems as though the daring duo of Kilmer Abrego Garcia and Chris Van Hollen hasn’t exactly turned out to be the Batman and Robin Dems hoped they would be. Trump and JD Vance already have those roles locked, along with a cabinet of Superhero reinforcements. Dems are acting more like the Joker, without Jack Nicholson's sex appeal.
Why not try a few more villains? Most of us are getting tired of the same old worn-out villain, day after day.
(Note - Villains are emboldened below, just in case a Democrat reads this missive. - Editor.)
In a fit of surprising intelligence, the Dems did not elevate Pontius Pilate as their hero over the Easter weekend. I suspect it was only because I had not posted the idea sooner. Had I suggested it in March, or maybe even last Thursday, they would have had time to react. (Note, gentle reader, I intentionally delayed this post until after Easter Sunday.)
Joe Stalin. Commie Dictator. Sure, Russian troops helped somewhat in winning WWII. But Joe also convinced the North Koreans to invade South Korea, and look where that got us. While he was busy with all this, he also earned responsibility for killing as many as 20 million people through famine, forced labor camps, collectivization and execution. He was in power when the Russian military coined the phrase "devyat gram", named after the nine gram weight of the bullet used for military executions. And those guys weren’t even wearing dresses.
Pol Pot. Not a cooking utensil. Cambodian Dictator, murdered millions in the late 1970s. Even Hanoi Jane didn't visit him (we think.)
Idi Amin Dada Oumee. Military dictator extraordinaire in Uganda in the 1970s. Credited (Credit? - Ed.)Considered one of the most brutal despots in modern world history. He began his regime of terror with mass executions of Christian tribes but also contrived so-called State Research Bureau (SRB) and Public Safety Unity (PSU) whose main purpose was to eliminate his opposition. And we do mean eliminate. Believed responsible for 300,000 civilian deaths.
Adolph Hitler. Oh, wait. Democrats have already assigned use rights to DJT. Oh, well...
Question: Is it fair to compare Democrat hero/villains with the established villains above - the guys with really well-established track records? Sure it is. Whether they like it or not, Dems have also elevated Kilmar Abrego Garcia to the Poster Boy for Open Borders. He's one of many arrested by ICE: 32,000 in the 1st 50 days of the Trump Administration, including 14,000 convicted criminals and 10,000 with pending criminal charges. Deaths due to fentanyl smuggling in the U.S. are in the 100s of thousands. Seventy-five thousand in 2023 alone.
But enough about villains and the hell they wreak.
Mark Twain once popularized the notion that "Nothing is worse than a poorly told lie." If you're going to be in the untruths business, you need to heed that. That goes for everyone, not just Democrats.
But this has been the era of the Democrat Whopper, no offense to Burger King (so no more capitalization.) I've also emboldened the whoppers that follow, for those who are uncertain.
The 2020 Summer of Love was mostly peaceful. Don't believe the flames, riots, arson and assaults on law enforcement. Never mind that burned out cop shop Credits go to local politicians in Dem-mired cities, BLM and the fine folks from Antifa.
Men belong in women's sports. We've got that equity issue, you know. Never mind things like differentials of strength, stamina, weight, biology, that sort of thing.
Open borders are good for America. C'mon in! No application necessary. Although we'll give you a hearing on the way out to explain why breaking the law to get into the U.S. entitles you to stay in the U.S. Especially if you're in business with MS-13, you're a wife beater, drug smuggler, pedophile, human trafficker or murderer. Oh yes, petty theft and grand larceny are also on the Democrat Approved Illegal Alien Avocations List.
Defunding the police is a good thing. Just ask any crime victim.
Hamas is all about human rights. Unless you're Jewish. Or non-Muslim. Or believe in Human Rights.
Hamas is not a terrorist organization. (See above.)
Antifa is mostly peaceful, and the masks are marks of their transparency.
BLM does good things for good people. It's also absolutely amazing with employee benefits.
Drag Queens are people, too. Yes, and so are pedophiles, even when they are sneaking into a kindergarten class.
Eternal welfare is not the same as buying votes. And while you're here, let me show you a great deal on this bridge...
(Let it be said that on the whole, I much prefer the Whoppers from BK's.)
Here's the simple truth. Democrats hate most U.S. voters. Voters don't vote for Dems any more in numbers sufficient to win, so they have no further use for them and want to replace them.
"Let's import millions of new voters!" (Exact source unknown but we're leaning left on this one, folks.)
To import new voters Dems also need to erase the line between U.S. citizens and illegal aliens. That means practicing THE BIG LIE. Tell the lie often enough and people will start to believe it. That's what they did with COVID. That's what they did with Joe-sharp-as-a-tack-Biden. It's also why Kilmar Abrego Garcia is now Husband of the Year and Mr. Wonderful, combined.
Border Czar Tom Homan summed it perfectly on MSNBC's Worn-Out Morning Joe Show: “There was no vetting process for the hundreds of thousands—actually millions—of people they’ve released in the country,” Homan declared. “But now, they expect a vetting process for those who have seen an immigration judge, been ordered removed… it’s just ridiculous.”
The Dems Big Lie continues. So far, most Americans (7 SCOTUS justices not withstanding) aren't buying into it.
Maybe if they just bring import more villains and tell a few more whoppers.
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